What is tool of the matriarchy?
A button and banner design site.

Who is the tool of the matriarchy?
Well it's me, motherbumper! And here are some of my current banner and button designs.

Long Story Short:
Because I hate sleep so much, I now design buttons and banners for a fair price. If you would like more information please send me an email:

Bummer:
As of February 2008 - Word got out and now I'm paying for it. Due to overwhelming demand and my inability to set up a sweat shop in my back bedroom (I'm too f***ing nice), there will not be any template redesign, banner, or button orders taken at this time. There is a waitlist of at least 12 weeks but check back because there will be an update as soon as things return to just regular chaos.